What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

share office space ...

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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Still no good

No go.

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

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Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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